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Judge me for taping a name on the chili my roommate still ate

I share a two-bedroom with June. We split groceries except for leftovers, which we agreed — in writing, on the fridge whiteboard — belong to whoever cooked them.

Tuesday I made a pot of chili. I put it in the red container. I wrote JUNE DO NOT in grease pencil on the lid because last month she 'sampled' my dumplings into a full dinner. Wednesday I came home from a late shift and the container was in the sink, rinsed, with a sticky note: 'needed protein, will replace.'

She replaced it with a can of Hormel and a bag of shredded cheddar.

I bought a roll of painter's tape and wrote my name, the date, and 'this is not communal.' I made chili again. Thursday the container was empty. No note this time.

I moved her oat milk to the porch for three hours so it got warm, then put it back. She noticed. She called me 'weaponizing dairy.' I said she called first.

Their side

June would say we have always grazed, that chili is not a locked box, and that warming the oat milk was a meaner move than eating leftovers. She would also say I never told her I was saving it for Friday lunch.

Ask: Was labeling it, then warming the oat milk, a reasonable line — or did I escalate a snack into a trial?

The jury

Guilty41 · 38%
Not Guilty38 · 36%
Both22 · 21%
Hung6 · 6%

Judge Me Softly

JMS-1042 · Verdict entered

Judge me for taping a name on the chili my roommate still ate

HungThe jury has spoken

Updates

  • Update

    She bought me a new pot of chili from the place on 4th. It was good. She also wrote COMMUNAL in block letters on the whiteboard. I have not touched the oat milk again. I still want a ruling on the original theft.

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