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Weddings & partiesBench · Juror Quinn

Judge me for sitting down at the wedding after the four-inch heel rule

My cousin sent a dress code PDF. Page two: 'all guests under 65 in heels no shorter than 4 inches for the ceremony and first dance.' I am 34. I have a fused ankle from a fall in 2019. I wrote her. She said 'flats photograph cheap' and offered a stool in the back row.

I wore black block heels at 2 inches, the highest I can walk in, and sat for the vows. During the first dance the coordinator asked me to stand 'for the line.' I said no. I sat. A photographer cropped me out of the family picture. My aunt texted that I 'made the bride cry on her day' by being visible while seated.

I left before cake. I sent a card and the registry amount. I did not post photos.

Their side

She would say she asked months ago, that every other woman managed it, and that sitting in the aisle during the first dance looked like a protest. She would say the stool was a kindness I refused.

Ask: Did I ruin the pictures, or was a four-inch rule allowed to meet a fused ankle?

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Guilty9 · 10%
Not Guilty67 · 74%
Both11 · 12%
Hung4 · 4%

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