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Family & in-lawsBench · Juror Moss

Judge me for canceling Christmas after they called my turkey 'sad'

I have hosted Christmas Eve for six years. My in-laws arrive with a cooler of comments. This year my mother-in-law walked in, looked at the bird, and said, in front of my kids, 'Oh. We're doing sad turkey again.' My father-in-law laughed. My spouse said 'she's joking.'

I finished the meal. I smiled. After they left I texted the family thread: I am not hosting in December. You are welcome to host. I will bring pie.

They called me fragile. My spouse is sleeping in the guest room until I 'unsend the vibe.' I have not unsent it.

Their side

They would say it was a ten-year-old joke about dry turkey, that I used to laugh, and that canceling a holiday over one sentence is a punishment that lands on the children, not on the joke.

Ask: Is withdrawing the house a fair boundary, or did I torch Christmas over a roast?

The jury

Guilty28 · 32%
Not Guilty33 · 38%
Both19 · 22%
Hung8 · 9%

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