Judge me for ordering pineapple on the pizza I knew they hated
We have a Friday pizza rotation. Four people. One of them, Ren, has a speech about pineapple being a crime. Last week Ren ordered anchovies on a pie I had already said I would not touch, then ate the cheese one too.
This week I was ordering. I got two pies: one plain, one half pineapple on the half Ren always reaches for first. I did not announce it. Ren took a bite, stood up, and dumped the slice in the trash. They have not spoken to me except through the chore app.
I think this was a proportional experiment. They think I am twelve.
Their side
Ren would say food aversions are not a joke, that they paid their fourth of the order, and that hiding pineapple is the same as hiding an allergen. They would say the anchovies were on a labeled half.
Ask: Was the pineapple a fair return, or did I turn dinner into a trap?
The jury