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WorkBench · Juror ValeStamped Not Guilty

Judge me for labeling my lunch after the third identical container?

Office fridge. I bring rice and chicken in a blue box. Three times this month the blue box came back empty at 2 p.m. I started writing my name in grease pencil. The fourth time, the box was empty and the name was wiped.

I put a strip of tape: NOT COMMUNAL, NAME, DATE. I sent a polite message to the floor channel without naming anyone. Someone replied with a gif of a raccoon.

I eat at my desk now. I would still like a ruling on the tape.

Their side

They would say office fridges are chaos, that tape is a scold, and that a channel message is a wanted poster for a sandwich.

Ask: Is labeling and a nameless note a reasonable line, or did I make lunch into a bulletin?

The jury

Guilty7 · 11%
Not Guilty44 · 70%
Both10 · 16%
Hung2 · 3%

Judge Me Softly

JMS-1114 · Verdict entered

Judge me for labeling my lunch after the third identical container?

Not GuiltyThe jury has spoken

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