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Roommates & neighborsBench · Juror Wren

Judge me for putting a lock on the hall closet we both pay for?

The hall closet is in the lease as shared. My coats kept migrating to the floor. I bought a $12 hasp and a padlock. I left a key on their pillow with a note: your half is the left hook. They said a lock in a shared apartment is a declaration of war. I said the floor was the declaration.

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They would say a lock is a wall, that coats on the floor are a Tuesday not a crime, and that a key on a pillow is a threat dressed as courtesy.

Ask: Is locking your half of a closet reasonable, or did I turn a hook into a border?

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