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JMS-1045 / Money3 days left

Judge me for putting twenty dollars in the group gift and walking out

Office collection for a manager's baby. The spreadsheet said 'suggested $40, let's do something nice.' I put in $20 because I am hourly and I have met this manager twice. The organizer posted a screenshot of the tracker in the team chat with my row in red and the caption 'don't be the reason the stroller is used.' I asked them to take it down. They said it was accountability. I transferred another $20 so the row would turn green, then I put a sticky note on the organizer's monitor: 'Do not screenshot me again.' I have not gone to the last two happy hours.

JMS-1109 / Money4 days left

Judge me for stopping the Venmo requests after the third 'oops'?

We split a cabin. I paid the deposit. I sent a request the night we booked. One person paid. Two sent 'oops' stickers. I waited. I sent a second request with the screenshot of the listing. One more 'oops.' I paid the rest so we would not lose the dates. After the trip I did not send a third request. I posted the itemized sheet in the chat and wrote: I am done chasing. If you want to settle, you know where I live on this app. One paid that night. One still has not. They say I made the weekend ugly on the last morning.

JMS-1116 / MoneyVerdict entered

Judge me for keeping the extra Uber after they fell asleep?

Three of us shared a car home. Two got out first. I was last. The third person fell asleep before their stop. The driver asked if we should wake them. I said no, take me, then circle back — I would pay the extra. I did. I woke them at my curb, walked them to their door two blocks over, and Venmo'd nothing extra to them because I had paid the detour. In the morning they said I kidnapped their night for convenience and that I should have woken them at their pin. I still have the receipt. It is $11 more than the original split.

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