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2 cases on this docket

Judge me for returning their plant after they killed mine?

I asked a neighbor to water my fern for nine days. I left a written schedule and a cup. I came home to a crisp. They said they 'thought ferns liked drought.' I said no. I did not yell. A month later they asked me to watch their pothos. I did. I watered it correctly. On day nine I walked it back down the hall and left it at their door with a note: alive, unlike mine. They called it a stunt. I called it a delivery.

BenchIn deliberation55 votes

JMS-1047 / Petty3 days left

Judge me for ordering pineapple on the pizza I knew they hated

We have a Friday pizza rotation. Four people. One of them, Ren, has a speech about pineapple being a crime. Last week Ren ordered anchovies on a pie I had already said I would not touch, then ate the cheese one too. This week I was ordering. I got two pies: one plain, one half pineapple on the half Ren always reaches for first. I did not announce it. Ren took a bite, stood up, and dumped the slice in the trash. They have not spoken to me except through the chore app. I think this was a proportional experiment. They think I am twelve.

Bench29 votes

Judge the deed.
Leave room for the human.

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